Get ready for BIG FUN!
Mary has an opinion on every topic you can imagine...
Marriage: "I've been married 25 years. In a row."
Kids: "If you wrote a job description for a little kid,
it would just say 'play till you pee or pass out--sign here'."
Religion: "What if God doesn't hear every prayer right when you pray it? What if He has voice mail and just doesn't check it very often? You're 42, your needs have changed, you look out front one morning and there's a Shetland pony in your front yard."
MARY Armstrong-Smith
Stand-up comic,
all-around
general
troublemaker
